Saturday, June 24, 2006

Harry and Lindsay got it on.


After much media speculation, Harry, drummer from british boyband 'McFly' has admitted that he and Lindsay Lohan did indeed share a night together.

'It's weird,' he admits. 'I've spent a year denying it, but now I'm supplying it: I did spend the night with her. She still isn't admitting it. She said in one magazine interview, "I didn't touch him, but my friend did".'

'So perhaps we were all hallucinating,' laughs Tom.

'Or maybe she's got a very short memory,' adds Harry, ruefully.

'There was so much sexual tension,' says Danny. 'She is so fit and she has a very scary presence, a real star aura about her. I don't think she ever became approachable. No one wanted to look stupid in front of her, so we all stopped making immature jokes. Of course, I wanted to get off with her. And I thought she fancied me at first. She invited us all out for a meal with her family. And she asked for my phone number.'

'But when we got to the restaurant she asked Harry to sit next to her,' recalls Tom.

'And Dougie and I were left sitting with her little sister, who's 11--but still quite scary,' adds Danny.

'She has a real star presence. She has something about her,' he says. 'When we first me her we could see why she'd made it. We sat together during the meal and she chatted to me about girl I'd been out with. She asked if I'd ever been out with an older woman, and I said I'd once dated a 30-year-old. After the meal we all went on to a club in a limo. She said, "Harry, you're sitting next to me." Later she introduced me to a few people as her boyfriend. (Her little joke.) Then she said, "Kiss me". I was really nervous, I can tell you, because she's so super successful and talented. I thought, "This is awesome". Then she invited me back to her hotel: I left at eight the next morning.'

A couple of nights later, he and Lindsay found themselves at the same party. 'I was chatting to Jude Law and Sean Penn. Lindsay ignored me all evening. Then, at the end of the night, she asked me to go back to her hotel again. I said I was tired and declined. The last time I saw her was at the Hollywood premiere of the film. She gave me a kiss on the cheek; we exchanged a few words. I don't know if I'll see her again, at the British premiere. It could be pretty awkward if I do. Perhaps she'll slap me across the face for talking so openly about her.'



The boyband recently released a song based on Lindsays charms and the video features a nurse called 'Lindsay Albright'

19 Comments:

At 6:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is exactly why I don't like McFly... Or Lindsay.

 
At 6:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew it!!
lol!
I'd kick someones ass if they ignored me lke that!
xoxo

 
At 6:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lindsay's become an anorexic slut. She needs to eat.

 
At 6:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SLUT.
People who take something so special and personal so lightly should be punched in the face.

 
At 6:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

interesting so very interesting jeeze i agree with the one above and yep i ♥ you i'm straight and all but you're such an amazing person!

 
At 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lindsay looks horrrible now mhm

 
At 6:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i honestly can say that i dont really like lindsay. she trys too hard to be like everone else.but thats just the way most of society is now. we need to become more unique. and i dont think lindsay is portraying that ...she shouldn't take situations such as guys and sex so lightly ..after all ..blogs( such as this) and magazines live for this stuff. oh and by the way ( amzingg bloggggs)

 
At 6:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well..I used to like Lindsay a lot..she was my idol..one of the only redheaded successful actresses in hollywood..then she dyed her hair blonde and it went downhill from there..she is finally gaining some weight..whichis good...but i dont think shes THAT much of a slut..I mean the tabloids make up rumors and blow things out of proportion, so really she`s allowed to be a young woman and see the boys she wants..but I don`t see why she denies it

 
At 6:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with eva. I don't like either of them.

 
At 7:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good for harry for finally coming clean about the whole thing. But lindsay on the other hand... she's gone a bit weird. like when she told vanity fair that she had been addicted to drugs and then went and denied everything afterwards
=/

great blogs btw

 
At 7:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew Lindsay was a bitch. This proves it. Sex scandals are so over-rated anyways.

 
At 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"kiss me" ..like you own him...jeeze.

Never did like her, its a shame another boy had to be ruined by the likes of her. =[

 
At 8:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

aw
poor harry
anywho
i dont really like lindsay
bit of a try hard
ah well

 
At 1:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I just say, McFly is not a boyband for fucks sake!
They've worked really hard in the UK to get rid of the boyish label and now they're finally getting the mature credit they deserve.
And then you, Americans, go like: Oh, they're so cute; they must be a boyband.
Yes, they're boys, yes they're in a band. but that doen't make 'em a boyband, aye?
I'm sick and tired of repeating this, but they play their own instruments, they write their own songs, produce their own albums and do not dress up alike to preform silly dancing with a naked torso.

And I'm really sorry, but I just had to post this since I am soooooo annoyed to bitts by this whole boyband situation.

x Lisa.

PS: I love your blog, btw :]

 
At 2:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mc Fly ARE a boyband. They are pop. Pop means POPULAR, so therefore...they're pop. They are BOYS in a BAND (if you can call it that) so therefore, are a BOYBAND. They perform and write their own songs, yes, but the record company still tells them how to dress/act just like boyband record labels do. Just like Green Day's label do.

He decided to fuck her, they are both consenting adults and they fucked. BIG DEAL. I don't care :/ so sick of hearing who fucked who. It's not even interesting anymore. Lindsay Lohan is a fucking skank anyways. So are Mc Fly. They deserve each other :P.

 
At 2:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who would wanna sleep wiv lyndsey lohan anyway shes well ugly and i thnk harry must hav been drunk!!!

 
At 3:58 AM, Blogger scandal-x said...

i'm not american, i'm irish. if they're not a boyband what are they? a pop band? thats about the only other label they could fit into.

 
At 1:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

McFly probably need some publicity.
Nobody knows about them, so why not bring down one of hollywood's biggest & best? That why, these small boys can get some write ups in the tabloids.

 
At 3:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think it's someones personal desicion if they want to start something . like lindsay lohan or nicole richie , i dunno if they're anorexic they just probably cut down on their sugars or something but even if they are it doesn't mean anything they just think they're fat and i think that lindsay is at a descent weight now .

if you think what lindsay lohan did was slutty we all know that we have hookups so stfu .

 

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